Speak! Or forever hold your peace

For those who do not know by now, this young and greenhorn MP is the son-in-law of Malaysian Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

While I object to this fellow on a personal level, the fact that his line of logic is parallel to mine is downright disturbing and unnerving.

Here are the points brought up by Khairy Jamaluddin, MP of Rembau, in his debating the Kings Speech.

1. The formation of a Judiciary Commission in charge of promoting judges is a good one to restore faith in the Malaysian Judiciary after the crisis in 1988.

2. The restructuring of the Anti Corruption Agency to be an independent commission known as the Anti Corruption Commission plus the forming of the Protection Act for whistle blowers is timely and appropriate. The power to prosecute should also be given to this commission.

3. Fight bribery through technology. Fight corruption with technology.

4. A freer media by abolishing the Printing Press Act.

5. Put a quota on the petrol subsidy to avoid abuse.

6. Focus more on food production with technological advances.

..... And after that all hell broke loose because he kept taunting the Opposition, but not giving them any leeway to rebuke his statements.

Not so smart, Khairy, but damned slick.

If I were to base his speech only on the points, I would definitely state that his was one of the better ones. But then, I simply don't like this guy personally.

So I'll stick to liking his points.

Right.

Next up: Datuk Abdul Ghapur Bin Salleh (who?), internal opposition?

What happened to the war lasting 100 years.....?

What happened to not believing in climate change initiatives...?

Is the elephant turning donkey-ish?

The honorable MP from Batu Gajah took "center floor" and brought up the following points on the 8th of May 2008:

1. Regardless of party, put the needs of the nation first.

2. Get the younger generation of MPs to lead. Mentions MPs Serdang, Puchong, Lembah Pantai, Labis, Balik Pulau and Rembau.

Sadly, she left out Kelana Jaya. Kesian Loh Gwo Burne.

3. Ministry of Tourism being unfair to withdraw funds for tourism in states controlled by the PR.

4. Ministry of Entrepreneur Development withdrew state development funds from state government to MARA, another unfair move.

5. Ministry of Rural Development's move to create both JKKK and JKKKP with similar objectives, is divisive.

6. The use of state funding in Perak to handle the food crisis instead of federal funding is also misappropriation of funds.

7. The space program. Why is there no cash when the PM and TPM said we had enough cash last year?

8. The wasting of RM2.4 million ringgit on indelible ink which was not used by the EC because of a rumor that the move would be tainted. Four people were investigated, and no outcome or charges were filed. The PM must take responsibility for this blunder.

9.Post mortem by the EC. When will it done?

The cili padi strikes again. Seriously, though, if there was ever a person to lead DAP to a more relevant future and stop the shouting "father and son lawyer team", it would definitely be her.

Her points are quick, to the point and are definitely in my mind as well.

Kudos to Fong Po Kuan.

Up next: Khairy Jamaluddin

This one was on the 8th of May 2008, when the MP of Rasah brought forth the question, why the funding for each Parliament seat was brought down from RM2 million to RM500,000 after the election.

Here was a reply:

"Yang Berhormat, mudah sahaja untuk mendapat peruntukan daripada kerajaan,Yang Berhormat kena masuk Barisan Nasional."

Translated: "YB, it is very easy to get funding from the federal government, just join Barisan Nasional."

This one was from the Bigfoot of Kinabatangan himself, Bung Mokhtar Radin.

Also,

During Fong Po Kuan's speech, about how Thailand and Singapore were doing better than Malaysia.

"Saya tertarik dengan ucapan Yang Berhormat tadi yang mana menggambarkan bahawa negara kita ini tidak baik. KalaulahYang Berhormat diberi pilihan antara Thailand, Singapura dan Malaysia mana Yang Berhormat pilih."

Translated: "I'm impressed with YB's speech which portrays that our country is bad. If YB could pick between Thailand, Singapore and Malaysia, which one would you choose?"

As if we were all dumb enough not to spot another "get out of Malaysia" remark, right?

This one came from the MP of Putatan, Datuk Dr. Marcus Makin Mogijoh.

And yet, another dumb remark made by a fellow with a doctorate.

That's 3 for BN, 0 for Pakatan Rakyat.

Honestly was it not agreed that sex education should be done in school?

Students in national service camps are between the ages of 17 and 18, right?

If you want to talk to kids about HIV and AIDS, get the AIDS Foundation to be involved. I'm sure Marina Mahathir would be thrilled.

You don't need to teach kids in a secluded, co-ed, national service facility about sex!

And if they don't know about sex already, what the hell were they learning in their Form 3 Science class and Form 5 Biology labs?!

Seriously, does the Minister of Women, Family and Community Development really think that in this day and age, where Paris Hilton's sex video became the number one searched item online in 2005, that teenagers in Malaysia aren't horny enough to actually view porn?

This was the second dumbest idea to befall on the NS program.

The first one, of course, was to not have a health screening because it cost too much.

Though, some might argue that the whole program was a bad idea to begin with.

Is PSD or JPA for us who continue to use Malay acronyms in an English written article over promising to the people of the country, especially those blessed with enough brains to get 10A1's and wish to be doctors?

Or is this just an isolated case?

If it is, what were the reasons for such a request to fall through the cracks, not only by JPA, but also by the Education Minister's department for Matriculation.

While I don't deny that I don't actually have a care for her, it is harrowing to think that after one issues out a statement promising everyone with results of 9As and above a scholarship, JPA can't seem to keep it.

Why?

Did she take more than 10 subjects and flunked the other two?

I'm hoping to see a reply from JPA as soon as tomorrow in the papers on this one, because we all know that whatever goes wrong with this will simply erode the people's belief in the federal government.

Who am I supporting for the US Presidential Election?

Simple one. Barack Obama.

They also asked me what I thought about the situation in Lebanon.

Hezbollah is leading a coup de tat. Malaysians have been advised to not travel there. I'm a non-interventionists, so great with Lebanon. Let them do what they want to.

Then there was a question about Burma and the recent disaster.

I was harsh on ASEAN letting them in. Then, when cyclone Nargis hit, I actually felt sorry for them. Then I heard that the government was hoarding the emergency supplies instead of letting it be distributed to the people. Or at least that's what I've heard from the Western media.

Malaysian media has not exactly highlighted this grouse.

Right now, I'm hoping they save the kids in that collapsed school in China.

Really brings back memories of the Highland Tower condominium collapse in Malaysia.

Haih, I gave the guy some points and he goes and brands an entire political party as the Gigantic Pig Project, or Projek Khinzir Raksasa, PKR.

Amazing, just amazing, Khairy. Goes to show if you give a fellow enough rope, they decide to tie a noose and hang themselves. Oh well.

But then I know why Khairy did what he did. He was countering Azmin Ali from Gombak, who likened the initials of PKR to the acronym for UK's Public Interest Disclosure Act of 1998, or in Malay, Akta Perlindungan Kepentingan Rakyat, PKR.

Honestly, I think Khairy's just pissed because of Azmin's reply that if Selangor, Kedah, Penang and Perak were to declassify state documents, BN and UMNO would suffer.

This was on the 8th of May 2008, and it is in the parliament review.

Thus the war over acronyms. That's just fine in Parliament. After all, the PKR is leading the state of Selangor which is centralizing their pig farming activities.

A potshot, but not below the belt.

And then there was a guffaw that led to another riot in Parliament, when Datuk Peter Chin Fah Kui accidentally said that orangutans "were not found in Malaysia, but mostly focused in Sabah and Sarawak".

Haih...and he's from Bintulu, right?

Well, you know how the Opposition reacted to that. They literally saw blood and went for the jugular, stating that we shouldn't separate Sabah and Sarawak from Malaysia.

At least Datuk Peter Chin had the guts to admit the mistake and change it to Peninsular Malaysia instead.

And when I say kiasu, I'm not referring to any specific race.

Is it just me, or is the Federal Highway simply being used by bungling idiots who do not know how to drive?

Take today, for instance. The traffic was slow from Shah Alam up to the toll booth bordering Subang Jaya.

Why?

Because some nutjob decided that he'd rather drive slow in the right most lane. Genius. Pure genius.

And a kilometer before reaching the toll, it turns out that he doesn't have a Touch n Go card or a Smart Tag.

Didn't I tell you this guy's a genius?

As if that wasn't enough to get you to smack your forehead and your blood pressure to rise to it's optimum levels, there's traffic congestion waiting on the other side.

Oh, happy days....

But it's to be expected I guess when you shove 9 lanes of toll paying cars into 3 lanes of traffic.

Oh wait, I forgot the emergency lane, which everyone so conveniently uses whenever they feel like it or they're in a rush.

Even while merging lanes it seems Malaysians can't give way. Nope, they'd rather bang their car than let one fellow in front of them, which actually happened on two instances from the toll to the Subang Jaya exit.

What is it about Malaysians that they just can't give way or even merge into one lane for the greater good?

And what is it about them that they can't even be polite enough to signal when they wish to change lanes?

And why would you use the lane specific to exit the highway if you're going straight ahead?

One has to wonder whether Malaysian drivers are plain arrogant, or plain stupid.

Or perhaps both. Who knows.